Harry Potter as a teen comedy.
Evidence that music placement is very important.
I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.
my legacy, now rebloggable
Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several stories up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn."
Badass Flight Officer appreciation post.
i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, IRON MAN
HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT
WHY HAS STEVE GOT STARS OVER HIS NIPPLES
his nipples are censored by freedom
thats an oxymoron in itself
no, that’s america
The Misty Mountains