when i say peeka you say boo
shut the fuck up
Casey, 16, U.S.
Hello. I draw; I read; I write; I sing: I live. This life of mine mainly consists of a severe addiction to anything British, Scottish or Irish. Happily, it is incurable. I also suffer from chronic Hiddlestoning.
I dream a lot more than is good for me and fangirl to an unhealthy extent. Let's 'asl;alskdjasfd' together.
It really does get lonely here in my mind palace, so don't be afraid to drop me a line, darlings, or submit to me. Go on: kneel.
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Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray
THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
He’s bread, Jim.JESUS CRUST
…. ALL OF IT…
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Reblog and I’ll send you a fandom pick-up line
- Doctor Who
- The Avengers
- The Hunger Games
- Harry Potter
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago